Bitcoin

The complete absence of market reaction to this story underscores a structural shift: crypto has decoupled from retail-driven meme cycles, with 83% of active addresses now institutional per Glassnode. This 'noise immunity' signals maturation but also reveals dangerous complacency as open interest in BTC futures has dropped 12% in 7 days despite $80k support level.

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