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Mainstream media may treat this as a human-interest story, but in crypto, such events highlight the market's hypersensitivity to monetary policy and geopolitical risk—not royal family decisions. The extreme fear (Fear & Greed 23) suggests capital is fleeing risk assets regardless of external noise.

Kensington Palace announced that Prince George will attend Eton College starting in September.

Prince George's Eton Announcement Leaves Crypto Unmoved

Prince George's Eton Enrollment Provides Perfect Cover for Whale Accumulation Amid Extreme Fear

Market attention remains focused on macro factors such as inflation data, Fed policy, and Bitcoin's $80K support. A royal birthday garners no trading volume or on-chain activity.

Kensington Palace announced Princess Charlotte's 11th birthday via social media.

Princess Charlotte's 11th birthday announcement drains retail attention from crypto, triggering a subtle dip in altcoin volume as normie social media engagement peaks