Bitcoin

In a fearful market (F&G 28, BTC -4.95% weekly), mainstream media often amplifies low-significance human-interest stories as a distraction from macro headwinds. Hedge funds see this as noise—real attention remains on Fed policy, BTC dominance (high), and altcoin underperformance.

Two US nationals were arrested after one jumped the fence of a monkey enclosure at an unspecified location; the monkey had previously gone viral online.