tags. We'll set word count around 600. Let's count. We'll write the content. Let's produce the JSON. Title: "Virginia Mother Convicted for Letting 5-Year-Old Walk to Pond Alone" - that's factual. Subtitle: "The case is a non-event for crypto markets, but it signals a paternalistic regulatory trend that could threaten self-custody." Slug: "virginia-mother-convicted-child-walk-pond-crypto-self-custody" - but that's long. Maybe "virginia-mother-conviction-crypto-self-c
