Bitcoin

In a market already driven by macro uncertainty (fear & greed at 38, slightly bearish sentiment), non-financial celebrity news only distracts from the real drivers: Fed policy, BTC ETF flows, and on-chain activity. The absence of any price or volume reaction confirms markets are pricing in fundamentals, not tabloid headlines.

Princess Eugenie announced she is pregnant with her third child, and the King has been informed and is delighted.